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59 public templates by Jon Bailey (@SuddenlyJon): solos, Artists, Living Dead Authors, then Bottyguard SEAL Team 7. Add to Grok Bot uses the official xAI template add. Hover or tap a bot to see what it is best for.

@SuddenlyJon | Pitchfork-and-Torch

HOW TO ADD

  1. 1 Preview opens the public x.ai/bot card.
  2. 2 Add to Grok Bot runs the official xAI template add.
  3. 3 No accounts or keys on this site. Job-only storefront.

Solo templates

Pill Eye Records logo

ARTISTS | PILL EYE RECORDS

The label's roster.

Pill Eye Records | Grimy

NEW ON PILL EYE: Velvet, debut video "Circling What Can Hurt Me" out now | Grimy "Hoop Goes Round" out now

LIVING DEAD AUTHORS

Conversational embodiments of classic writers. Portraits are the icons. Job-only storefronts -- no private ops.

BOTTYGUARD | SEAL TEAM 7

Want the whole squad in one tap? Use the packer first. Or add the seven specialists below. Talk to Bottyguard. Mirror can pause anyone.

ONE ADD | FULL SQUAD

Spins up Bottyguard, Watchbot, Grokologist, Twinwright, Sworm, Buzzkill, and Mirror. Separate from the specialist marks below.

OR ADD SPECIALISTS ONE BY ONE

MUSIC

New releases, the artist, the label, and Jon's music.

Grimy, Hoop Goes Round video thumbnailNEW SINGLE | OUT NOWHoop Goes RoundGrimy. Out now on Spotify and Apple Music, with the official video on YouTube.Watch the video

Spotify | Apple Music

Grimy, Vibrations video thumbnailNEW MUSIC VIDEO | OUT NOWVibrationsGrimy. Track 04 off All Grimy's Eve.Watch on YouTubeVelvet, Circling What Can Hurt Me video thumbnailDEBUT MUSIC VIDEO | OUT NOWCircling What Can Hurt MeVelvet. Pill Eye Records.Watch on YouTubeGrimyDEBUT MUSIC VIDEOOne Eye ClosedGrimy. Pill Eye Records.Watch on X

Questions

What is this page?

A public showcase of Grok Bot templates by Jon Bailey. It features the same xAI templates. It does not replace Add. Add happens in Grok Bot the normal xAI template way.

How do I add a template?

Use Add to Grok Bot. That is the official Grok Bot template add. This site does not add the bot and does not send you to another page here.

What is Preview?

Preview opens the public x.ai/bot page. It is not Add.

Where does Add go?

Add to Grok Bot is the official xAI template add. Preview is the public listing page. This site does not invent bot ids.

What is The Sponsor?

A two-key accountability lock. You pick a rule and ARM it. Only a paired friend's copy can let you off this turn. It locks that bot and that bot's computer, not your phone. No hidden history. No keylog.

What is Likeness?

A name for a face. Drop photos, a folder, a clip, or a picture URL. Name the person or the animal. Then Imagine stills and clips keep looking like them. Adults and animals only.

What is Dead Man's Bot?

A dead-man's switch you load yourself. Pick a clock and a payload: FREEZE, SHOUT, DARK, BURN, or LETTER. It explains how to ARM. It does not start a timer until the owner confirms. Miss a ping and only that loadout fires.

What is Code Red?

A kill-switch for your own stack. Six keywords: STATUS, FREEZE, OFFLINE, PURGE, RESTORE, STAND DOWN. It dry-runs a numbered list. You type CODE RED WORD N. Owner confirm only. It is not a weapon against anyone else's sites.

What does Token Accountant read?

It tracks Cursor Models, Other Models, and Grok Bot from the spending dashboard, week by week, and warns at 25, 50, 75, and 90. The importer must allow a read of their own account. This site never sees that data.

What is Rosettabot?

Paste a foreign-language Grok Bot Add link before you Add it. Rosettabot fetches the card and tells you what that bot does.

How do I add Bottyguard - SEAL Team 7?

Add all seven with Add to Grok Bot on their marks. Official xAI template add. This site does not invent bot ids. Talk to Bottyguard. Mirror can pause anyone.

Who made these?

Jon Bailey. Public brand @SuddenlyJon / Pitchfork-and-Torch. Musician and maker. Not the actor.

Do I need an account here?

No. No accounts. No keys. No tracking.

What are Living Dead Authors?

Public Grok Bot templates that converse in the spirit of classic writers (Kafka, Dickinson, Twain, Poe, Tolstoy, Shelley, Woolf, Shakespeare, Austen, Dostoyevsky, and more as published). Corpus made conversational -- not literal resurrection. Job-only storefronts.